Masamune: PAAAAAAAARTY!!!!!!!
Kojuro: MASAMUNE-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!!
Shingen: YUKIMURAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Yukimura: OYAKATA-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Sasuke: DANNAAAAAA!!!!!
Toshiie: MATSU!!
Matsu: TOSHIIE-SAMA!!
Keiji & Xavi: LOVEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Kenshin: BISHAMONTEN!!!!!
Kasuga: KENSHIN-SAMAAAAAA!!!!
Nobunaga: CONQUEST!!!
Nohime & Ranmaru: NOBUNAGA-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!
Mitsuhide: *insert orgasm noises here*/SLAUGHTER!!!!
Katsuie: OICHIIII!!!!!!
Nagamasa: JUSTICEEEEEEE!!!!
Oichi: NAGAMASA-SAMAAAAA!!!!
Maria: *insert noblewoman/bitch laugh here*
Ieyasu: BOOOOOOOONNNNNDSSSS!!!!
Tadakatsu: *insert mechanical noises here*
Hideyoshi: WEAK!!!
Hanbe: HIDEYOSHI!!!/JUST A BIT MORE!!!
Mitsunari: IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAASUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!/I’LL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Yoshitsugu: MISERY !!!!
Sakon: MITSUNARI-SAMAA!!!/GAMBLE!!!
Motochika: NAKAMAAAAA!!!!
Motonari: NICHIRIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!
Kanbe: WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY ?!?!?!?!?!
Tsuruhime: TWILIGHT NINJAAAAA!!!!
Shikanosuke: OYASSAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!
Sorin: XAVI-SAMAAAAA!!!!
Muneshige: SORIN-SAMAAAA!!!!
Itsuki: REBELLIOOOOONNNN!!!!!
Hisahide: COLLECTION!!!
Yoshiteru: TOMO YOOO!!!!
Hideaki: I’M SORRRRYYYYY!!!!!!
Naotora: FEMINIIIIISSSMMMM!!!!!!
Matabe: HOW DARE YOUUUUUU !!!!!!
Kotaro: …….
when a snapchat story is 100+ seconds
(via fuckyahumor)
